CJ Sullivan and Sean Flannery, Visitors Locker Room --You have only a day or two to make your bets on the , folks! Combine your gambling impulsion with a financial pledge to help get the commercial airtime on the Glenn Beck show. Yes, for real. Your pledge will not only go towards a block of primetime for the comedy sports podcast, but will also be expertly bet on one of them horsies in the Derby this weekend. Read the full missive on the endeavor .

--Details on headlining acts and events for are beginning to emerge; and the are both gearing up for the big event.

Robert Hines --There’s a maybe-pseudo-secret offer going on right now, to get 10 free tickets to see Robert Hines TONIGHT and tomorrow, in addition to a free game of bowling, at the bowling alleys. Full details can be found ; other local favorites scheduled to perform include Drew Michael, Junior Stopka, Emily Lake , and CJ Toledano , according to our source.

--Local sketch group is on a mission: to have the Oxford English Dictionary release “boner” as their esteemed Word of the Day. Campaign partners include Chemically Imbalanced Comedy, pH Productions, MISSION IMPROVable, Claymore Productions, Nothing Special Productions, CNGM Pictures, Hugs 'n Pull Ups, Improv Mafia, Sam Hill, Boom Boom Washington Accidental VJ and More Productions. Read more details and the full release .

And to wrap up this wonderful Friday, watch as delves into the complications and joys of human cloning:

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