Celebrity Stops By The Ucbt Tonight!

The Dave Hill Explosion tonight at the UCBT is promising an appearance by Khrystyne Haje, AKA, Simone, the fiery redhead from the hit 80’s tv show Head of the Class. How does Dave Hill know all these famous people?

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Photo courtesy of the guy on the right who has A WHOLE SITE dedicated to pics of himself and celebrities

Read the entire Dave Hill Explosion promo below.

Dear friends, colleagues, and other recipients of my message of goodness:

I just wanted to remind you one last time that, Wednesday, February 15 at 9:30pm, the Dave Hill Explosion will once again be exploding all over the place at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (located at 307 West 26th Street at 8th Avenue, just twelve blocks north of the critically-acclaimed Meatpacking District!). Personally, I am pretty excited about it. And I am not just saying that because of the donkey, the foam machine, the entire cast of STOMP!, or any of the other stuff I was originally planning on keeping quiet about until showtime. This show is going to be seriously great. I will be doing all the usual incredible stuff, a bunch of new incredible stuff, and then this one thing I do with a mechanical bull, a pack of matches, and an ordinary can of hair spray that is pretty much guaranteed to get me in the Times once and for all. As if all that is not enough, I will be joined tomorrow by star of stage and screen Khrystyne Haje, whom you no doubt remember as Simone Foster, the sweet young thing who stole the hearts of Americans everywhere on the hit TV series Head Of The Class, which also starred that bitch Robin Givens. Anyway, I hope you can make it. And be sure to stick around for the meet and greet. You can reserve tickets here. I mean, hey, why not?

Your man,
Dave Hill